Everything is hyper-regulated, over-taxed, and there always seems to be a fee. Is your Universal Life Church certificate really going to cut it if the town clerk demands your credentials after a wedding? That's a highly unlikely scenario, but is that really something you want to chance when the ceremony is over? You need a solution that's going to put you where you need to be, because when you autograph that paperwork, you need to be able to trust who ordained you. That's where we come in.
You wanted to get out and do something spiritual. There's nothing wrong with that, but you knew you had to compromise a little bit when you signed up for that generic online ordination. It wasn't Christian. That bothers you now in a way you didn't think it would then. You've grown up spiritually and now you're looking for something deeper that's actually in-line with your heartfelt beliefs and convictions. That's why we exist.
You weren't one of the cool kids at fellowship and neither were we. You were never invited to the small-group Bible study, nobody ever offered you much more than a welcome packet three times because they didn't remember your name, and you realized just how petty the church crowd can actually be. You've internalized the Scriptures. You know that this isn't the Christianity that Christ designed. That's why we had to escape too.
There's really no getting around it. You need to get ordained and it needs to happen fast. Whether you feel like a piece of your soul is missing or you're sweating bullets over officiating a wedding, we've got you covered. With our ministry located in-state, you can be sure that your credentials meet local requirements without needing to worry about conflicting beliefs or out-of-state credentials. That's why Connecticut residents choose us!
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